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Police: Gordon took train to DetroitWINONA, Minn., Jan. 8, 2005 -- On the morning that Stacy Smith, 29, and her daughter Taylor, 10, were murdered, a drug-dealer now being questioned about the deaths bordered the Empire Builder in Winona for Chicago and then took another train on to Detroit, his hometown, police said. The train, the first out of Winona in the morning, left about six hours after firefighters were summoned to Sugar Loaf Apartments, where the bodies of Smith and her daughter were found. The depot is three blocks from the Sarnia Street apartments.
Gordon, 21, was arrested Tuesday at the Tijuana border crossing in California. Border agents had been alerted by FBI complaint that he was wanted in Minnesota on drug-related charges. On Halloween Gordon had been arrested in Winona with, according to police, 12 plastic bags of cocaine. Charges included terroristic threats against the arresting officers. Gordon also was charged early in December with beating a Winona man with a pistol over a drug transaction.
From Detroit, police said, Gordon left a trail that led to a Lompoc, Calif., motel where he spent time with a girl friend on Dec. 28. Why he was in Mexico is unclear. Lompoc, 200 miles up the coast from Los Angeles, is almost a full day's drive from Tijuana. Gordon was arrested Jan. 4 returning to the United States as a pedestrian at the San Ysidro border station. Background: Report: Murder victim was pregnant
Dorm jobs opening for fallWINONA, Minn., Jan. 8, 2005 -- The selection of student supervisors for Winona State University dorms begins Jan. 13 with an informational meeting at Kryzsko Commons. Upper-division students are eligible for the jobs, which primarily are for enforcing quiet-hour rules and disciplining frosh. Supervisors receive free room and board and a weekly allowance.
Reporter: Lisa Michaels
Report: Murder victim was pregnantWINONA, Minn., Jan. 8, 2005 -- A Winona State University student who, along with her 10-year-old daughter, was murdered Dec. 16 was pregnant, according to a police affadavit. The document, filed in court, said friends told police that Stacy Smith, 29, had been dating Paul Allen Gordon, 21, for two to three months. The friends were quoted that Smith had learned Gordon had a pregnant girlfiend and wanted him to pay $3,000 for an abortion. Gordon since has been arrested in California on charges unrelated to the murders and is being returned to Winona for questioning. The revelation about the pregnancy raises the possibility of a third homicide charge. The affadvavit containing the new information was filed in support of a search warrant for a log of calls on Gordon's cell phone.
According to the affadavit, police found Gordon's cell phone in the bedroom of Smith's fourth-grade daughter, Taylor Swanson, which was ravaged by the same arson-set fire that killed Smith on Dec. 16. The St. Paul Pioneer Press reporetd that Smith had been placing 50 to 100 call a day to Gordon before the murders, mostly leaving messages. According to the affadavit, the phone had been purchased for Gordon by another Winona man. The document identified Gordon as a Detroit gang member and drug dealer. Background: Mayor: Most Winona crime drug-linked
College role seen as creativity incubatorWINONA, Minn., Jan. 8, 2005 -- An arts sociologist, Neill Archer Roan, will speak at Winona State Univesrity on the role of the arts in the emerging economy. Roan is known for his view that individuals need to be "knowledge workers" as well as "creative workers." Roan decries the shift in higher-ed toward skills and away from the arts: "A keen grasp of aesthetics, particularly a strategic understanding of how beauty manages evidence of excellence, is a key competitive strategy among peoples and nations."
Mayor: Most Winona crime drug-linked
Background: California judge: Come get Gordon
Senate unit OKs Spellings for cabinetWASHINGTON, Jan. 7, 2005 -- The Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor and Pensions unanimously recommended that Margaret Spellings be confirmed as secretary of education. Her nomination by President Bush now goes to the full Senate. At the committee hearing Spellings promised additional resources for Pell grants. She said Pell grants should be available for year-round study, not just the traditional nine-month school year. "We need to break down barriers in higher-education financing," she said.
Sen. Judd Gregg, R-N.H., pressed Spellings about the $4 billion shortfall in the Pell program, She responded that the administration is looking to Congress to find increased funds, but she was not specific. Sen. Jack Reed, D-R.I., asked about last month's change in the Pell formula that reduces eligibility for Pell grants. Spellings said it was Congress that required the change, which she called unfortunate. Spellings acknowledged that the revised change formula will mean as many as 90,000 students will lose "some level of aid."
What about funding for the Leveraging Educational Assistance Partnership, which gives a federal dollar for each dollar that states commit to need-based aid -- a program that President Bush has targeted to eliminate? Spellings, one of Bush's closet advisers, declined to say more than that senators will need to wait to see the President's budget for 2006.
Sen. Edward Kennedy, D-Mass., asked whether Spellings might try to use the No Child Left Behind law as a template to make colleges more accountable for student perfromance. Spellings was a chief architects of the No Child Left Behind law, but to Kennedy's specific question about disparities in college retention rates among demographic groups, Spellings responded that the government needs better information on graduation rates and retention. "I'm not fully confident that we have much truth in advertising" in higher-ed, she said.
Committee Republicans tossed softball questions to Spellings, although Lamar Alexander, R-Tenn., warned that visa delays and decreased government spending on higher-ed are threatening the United States' economic dominance. Alexander called colleges "our secret weapon for job growth," adding that the vitality of colleges is being undermined. Alexander was education secretary under President George H.W. Bush.
Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y, asked whether Spellings would support the education department's proposal to require colleges to provide the government with enrollment dates, student-aid levels, and graduation dates for individual students. Clinton expressed concerns about student privacy. Spellings said she would look into it the issue.
Spellings told the committee that more focus needs to be paid to community colleges, which she called "our first line of providers for training and job retraining." Background: Pell eligibility slashed Background: Hickok leaves Bush administration
WSU joins tsunami relief effortWINONA, Minn., Jan. 7, 2005 -- Campus fund-raising has begun at Winona State University for the Indian Ocean tsunami tragedy, said Terri Markos, who heads the campus office for international students. Markos called on everyone to contribute: "Imagine the possible impact if every WSU employee and every WSU student who had a job either on or off campus gave the equivalent of one hour's pay." Donations are being taken at Markos' office in Kryzsko Commons and at the university cashier's office in Somsen Hall. Cash or personal checks to UNICEF, designating tsunami relief in the memo line, will be accepted, she said.
Gay prof shares WSU outing saga
Homophobia does show itself much at Winona State, however, he said. Five years, Lintin said he found graffiti all over his office door. Although it was the only overt discrimination he experienced at the university, it had impact: "I look over my shoulder a few more times when I'm on campus because of that incident."
Lintin said he hadn't shared the view of "Fab Story" faculty director Antonia Krueger that the play wouldn't stir controversy. "I thought there could be protesters after the play's first production," said Lintin. Krueger was right. There were no protests.
The post-play dialogue involved mostly cast members. Linton was asked to participate, as well as his partner Mike, who declined to give his last name, and Antonia Krueger, the play's director. The purpose, said Krueger, was us to help educate and to expose gays and lesbian issues in the Winona community.
Besides teaching, Lintin is involved in the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Allies group at Winona State. "We are trying to expose the campus to more issues that affect gays and lesbians," said Lintin. He says that gradually more and more is being done in society to make gays and lesbians a more acceptable thing to see among straight people. Lintin has no regrets letting his co-workers or students know of his sexual orientation. "It's always a little uncomfortable at first, but it's good to be out," said Lintin. Reporter: Liz Wagner Background: WSU play puts gays in Bible story
California judge: Come get Gordon
Background: Border agents nab Gordon Background: Gordon's Arkansas attorney in the dark
Idaho college drops varsity sportsREXBURG, Idaho, Jan. 6, 2005 -- About 1,500 students are participating in the new athletics program at Brigham Young Univerity-Idaho, which has dropped intercollegiate sports. Before BYU-Idaho dropped varsity sports, it had 268 varsity athletes and was eligible for NCAA Division II membership. David Bednar, the univeristy president who presided over the change, said the intramural program operates at a fraction of the cost and involves four times as many students. Said Devin Shaum, director of the program: "The strength of the activities program is in the doing, not the viewing."
Lourdes alarm inadvertantly set offWINONA, Minn., Jan. 5, 2005 -- A janitorial crew at Winona State University's Lourdes dorm activated a smoke detector in a second-floor stairwell about 3 p.m. Firefighters were called, but there was no fire.
Gordon's Arkansas attorney in the darkBENTONVILLE, ARK., Jan. 5, 2005 -- The Bentonville attorney representing Paul Allen Gordon, now wanted in several Winona, Minn., cases, said he had no idea that Gordon had ever left Arkansas for Winona. In an interview with the Winona Daily News, William Blair Brady said he had expected to make contact with Gordon ahead of a scheduled Feb. 10 hearing on a Bentonville rape charge. Gordon, 21, had spent the fall in Winona, where he had two serious run-ins with the law, one involving cocaine and the other a drug-related assault. Since Dec. 21 Gordon has been wanted too for questioning in the slaying of Winona State University student Stacy Smith and her fourth-grade daughter. The Winona Daily News quoted Brady about Gordon: ""He was living in Arkanasas for a period of time, but he's from Detroit. I don't know of any contact or connection that he has in your town."Background: Mexico border agents nab Gordon
Colleges press for new fundingST. PAUL Minn., Jan. 4, 2005 -- The 2005 Legislature convened with big-buck funding requests from the University of Minnesota, a 11 percent increase to $1.3 billion over the next two years, and the MnSCU system, 5.4 percent, also to $1.3 billion. Observers say there is legislative support to increase higher-ed funding to catch up on the current biennium's major cuts. There are doubts, though, that Gov. Tim Pawlenty will go along. The governor has been adamant that there will be no tax increase, citing a projected $700 million deficit. The Legislature meets through May 23.
Both the MnSCU system, which includes Winona State, and the University of Minnesota are seeking funds to make faculty salaries competitive nationally after several years of slippage. MnSCU also is seeking $1.6 million to expand programs whose grads are in high demand, including agriculture, nursing, small business management, and teacher ed. Also on the Legislature's higher-ed agenda is issuing capital bonds for campus construction, improvements and remodeling. MnSCU's bonding requests total $298 million, UM's $158 million. The bonding requests include funds to update the Pasteur science building at Winona State as part of the new $40 million science complex.
Sviggum elected House speakerST. PAUL, Minn., Jan. 4, 2005 -- House Speaker Steve Sviggum, R-Kenyon, who holds a Winona State University honorary degree, was re-elected 67-62 on the opening day of the 2005 Legislature. Sviggum's re-election was pre-ordained by the GOP leadership at a November meeting. He will be the second longest-serving House speaker in history, second only to Larry Hall, who served from 1939 to 19477.Background: Sviggum back as House leader
Mexico border agents nab GordonSAN YSIDRO, Calif., Jan. 4, 2005 -- A man wanted for questioning in the murder of a Winona State University student and her 10-year-old daughter, Paul Allen Gordon, was arrested at the Tijuana border as he was trying to re-enter the United States by walking through a border station. Gordon, 21, was jailed pending the arrival of an extradition request to Winona. The Winona warrants, drafted by county prosecutor Chuck McLean, relate to an October cocaine case and a December assault. The warrants were issued Dec. 21 -- after an autopsy concluded that Smith and her daughter had been killed before their apartment was set on fire. Police say Gordon knew the victims and they believe he might be able to shed important light on the investigation. Police call him not a suspect but "a person of interest" in the homicides.Background: Where did cocaine come from?
Court upholds La Crosse monumentCHICAGO, Jan. 3, 2005 -- A federal appellate court panel ruled 2-1 that the city of La Crosse, Wis., was within constitutional limits in selling a 440-square foot enclave in a city park where a Ten Commandments monument sits. The sale, to the Eagles lodge, had been in response to objections that a religious display on government property violated the constitutional principle of church-state separation. The Freedom from Religion Foundation represented 22 La Crosse residents in arguing that the sale was sham to satisfy vocal religion-driven interests. Did the court endorse all religious displays in parks? No, cases must be reviewed individually, said the court. The appellate majority overturned a U.S. District Court judge in Madison, Wis., who had found the sale circumvented church-state separation requirements.Background: Monument marred at city's Lake Park Background: Verbatim: Court of Appeals opinion
Pell grant eligibility slashedWASHINGTON, Jan. 3, 2005 -- The Bush Administration changed the formula for Pell grants, cutting off all aid for an estimated 90,000 college students and reducing eligibility for perhaps 40,000 others. Precise figures on the impact are not possible to project, but the American Council on Education estimated that 1.3 million students will be affected nationwide. The formula no longer allows families to deduct state and local taxes from their income in calculating eligibility. In effect, families will lose Pell eligibility for their college children because on paper they will show up having more discretionary income for college expenses than before.
The formula change was announced by the U.S. Education Department on Christmas Eve to avoid publicity. Indeed, the announcement missed most Washington reporters. The change became possible under the massive 2005 federal budget bill passed by Congress in December. The bill gave discretion to the Education Department to adjust the Pell formula, even though Bush officials never indicated they would act to do so. Under the revised formula, the maximum Pell grant remains at $4,050 a year, but fewer students will be eligible.
There has been pressure to do something about Pell outlays. Huge growth in college enrollments in recent years increased demand for Pell grants. The program is running a $4 billion deficit. It is expected the change will save $300 million. Background: Comment: The Overstating Bush
Monument marred at city's Lake ParkWINONA, Minn., Jan. 3, 2005 -- A vandal spray-painted a message, "church / state" on a five-foot granite monument bearing the Ten Commandments at city-owned Lake Park. Apparently the message was an attempt to bring attention to church-state separation issues in the courts from other cities. The Winona monument, a gift to the city from the Eagles lodge in 1958, had remained under the radar in the controversies elsewhere over religious artifacts on government-operated property.
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WINONA, Minn., Jan. 3, 2005 -- The growing debt burden of college students will scare some students away from higher education, said student Vice President Tim Donahue at Winona State, reacting to a state college system study that student borrowing for tuition and college costs is alarmingly high and on the rise. "I am not surprised at the findings of this study," said Donahue. Donahue noted that not only are tuitions rising but so is the cost of living for students who live off campus. "It is disheartening to see a trend like this, both for students and for the universities," said Donahue.
He stressed that the rising cost and fear of major debt will scare some students away from higher education. "One way to solve this problem would be to get the state to allocate more funding for higher education. Well-educated individuals are part of what makes Minnesota and its economy great. I hope that this cycle of high tuition increases and large student borrowing slows down soon," said Donahue.
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NEW UNIVERSITY CONFUSING A UNIVERSITY WITH AN EMPLOYENT AGENCY A university is a place that amasses wisdom and perpetuates wisdom to future generations. En route to greater wisdom, most college students pick up knowledge and skills that help them find jobs. But this is not say that a university is an employment agency.
This essential distinction, at the heart of what a university is about, seems lost on Winona State University's president, Darrell Krueger. His New University plan guarantees grads a job within six months or they'll get an extra semester free. This is dangerous. The guarantee would put faculty in the position not of incubating and propagating wisdom but of teaching skills to make students job-ready.
Nothing is wrong with grads being employable, but something is wrong in turning a university into a vocational school. If universities give up their sacred social responsibility as a repository and champion of wisdom, what institutions do we have to fill the void? Talk about a return to the Dark Ages. |
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NEW UNIVERSITY DECLARE IT A SUCCESS For almost a year a half Winona State people have engaged in fascinating dialogue on where they would like the university to go. It was a successful discussion, "visioning" they called it. Now is time for university President Darrell Krueger to identify the best of the ideas that are practicable and declare the project a success.
What's practicable? This means eliminating ideas that would necessitate a tuition increase. Students, understandably, are price-resistant after years of double-digit tuition hikes. Second, eliminate ideas that require additional state funding. The Legislature is tuned to cost-sensitivity and won't come up with the money anyway.
Yes, it was good and fruitful dialogue. The place is better for it, a fitting tribute to Darrell Krueger in his last major initiative before retiring as university president. Declare it a success. And let's move on. |
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THE BUSH PRESIDENCY THE FORCING OF COMPASSION Skeptics were right. Despite President Bush's years of rhetoric for "compassionate conservatism," his term, he is hardly compassionate. When the worst disaster in recent human history struck Indian Ocean countries in late December, he was absolutely disengaged.
When the leader of the Free World might be expected to interrupt a vacation and personally acknowledge the tsunami tragedy, President Bush kept on golfing. Aides drafted a news release that the United States would send $20 million in assistance. It was a puny commitment, a mere token -- and an embarrassment to the American people, who are compassionate, and an insult the millions of people in Africa and south Asia, including thousands of U.S. college students from the stricken region.
Three days later Bush was sufficiently embarrassed by his lapse in compassion, finally, to express personal sympathy, albeit in a wooden, scripted statement. And he upped U.S. assistance to $35 million, still puny. This still has hardly a display of compassion. Another two days later, under high-visibility pressure from the United Nations, Bush increased the U.S. commitment to $350 million, more fitting considering the wealth of the United States and the tremendous human need. Even so, Japan trumped Bush by promising $500 million.
Especially troubling was a lame explanation from inside the Crawford White House that the President had delayed responding to the tragedy rather than to appear Clintonesque. In other words, the President's ongoing inferiority complex precluded true compassion. |
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STUDENT GOVERNMENT COMING OF AGE AT WSU For the first time in its history, the Winona State University Student Senate is flexing real muscle. To university president Darrell Krueger's latest proposed tuition hike, $1,000 a year for his finale pet project, the New University, senators have said: "Enough."
Under the leadership of Dusty Finke, Tim Donahue and Cassie Daubner, the Senate is recognizing it's not a club but an elected, representative body. There is a difference. Clubs tend to self-absorbed narrow entities. A senate, however, has broad obligations. These obligations mean senators must work hard to identify constituent needs and preferences and articulate positions and devise policies that contribute to the common good.
It was a wakeup call for Krueger to hear Dusty Finke tell state college system trustees that students do not want to pay the costs attached to the New University. It was a setback, probably fatal, for the New University initiative in its present costly form.
Until recent weeks, Krueger had expected the Student Senate to be the usual pushover for his tuition hikes. Now he has had to acknowledge he fell short in convincing students that itŐs really a good deal. The new reality is that Krueger, as never before, will have to take the Student Senate and student sentiment seriously. So will his successors. This is as it should be. Finally. |
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| ALCOHOL- RELATED CONVICTIONS Winona County District Court JAN, 3, 2005 |
Sam Michael Chaussee, 18, Forest Lake, Minn., $165. Jennifer Lee Gunvalson, 20, Woodbury, Minn., 30 days and $265. Complete court log | |
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| QUICK SPORTS JAN. 3, 2005 |
BASKETBALL (MEN'S): WSU 87, Upper Iowa 54, Bethel 692, SMU 72. BASKETBALL (WOMEN'S): SMU 87, Bethel 66. |
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COVERAGE Victim froze at pointed knife OTHER ACE REPORTERS IN GOOD COMPANY |
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